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"...this just in, the Chef has surrendered to Juji's Army as of today. Reports indicate that he did not put up a fight, but instead, willingly offered himself to the Juji's Army as a prisoner. After a brief announcement of his resignation, he was carried off by Juji officials. "I don't know what I'm up against; I might as well give up now. I'm just tired of fighting strong people like Juji. PS, I'm gay."